(to the tune of "Piano Man") It's 12:15 on a Saturday... the regular crowd shuffles in
There's a twinkie sitting next to me, rolling dice in the pre-gaming din"
She says, "Hey, can you pass me the Player's Guide
Turn to page three hundred four
Cause I need to create
Dana's ceramet plate
so she'll be more than blood guts and gore."
roll a die, ditty die, roll die, ditty die, die die Give us a plot, you're the Universe
GM, our friend and foe
For we're all in the mood for diplomacy
and bravely to combat we'll go.
Now Worm-head the Horror's a friend of mine
he gave us a sword for free
and he's quick off to run
till the fall of the sun
And I wish I had somewhere to be...
He said "Things here have changed, that's a certainty"
with no head, he had worms for a face,
"But perhaps still the same" and a lightningbolt came
and he ran off to some other place
oh roll a die, ditty die, roll die, ditty die, die die Now E'leia's an elf Elementalist
who wants to be more than housewife
but she's talking with Thwack
who won't cut her some slack
cause he thinks she owes him her life
And Tristain is practacing politics,
as Alpha sends out one more drone
He seems to think that he's a leader now,
and the party is helpless alone.
oh roll a die, ditty die, roll die, ditty die, die die Give us a plot, you're the Universe
GM, our friend and foe
For we're all in the mood for diplomacy
and bravely to combat we'll go
oh roll a die, ditty die, roll die, ditty die, die die It's a pretty good crowd for a Shadowdawn,
and the GM breaks into a smile
for he's certain that we will go over to see
the trap that's been there all the while.
And the table looks like a gaming store,
and the setting is yet one more Tir
but we can not betray them, spite them or slay them.
"Mank, what are you doing here?"
Give us a plot, you're the Universe
GM, our friend and foe
For we're all in the mood for diplomacy
and bravely to combat we'll go
oh roll a die, ditty die, roll die, ditty die, die die