"Kill them all! We have established there are gods who will sort them out" -Andy "So he is that stupid" -Dargo "Guess so. Are we that stupid?"-Dana "Huh?" -Dargo "Friend of foe?"-Dargo "I'm waiting for a distraction"-Jonathan "Oh. <ker-klick>" -Dargo "It's like a knife through butter..." "Unfortunately, several cubic yards of butter are involved"-Andy "Meanwhile, Mank's voice is going through speakers. It appears he taped his meglamaniacal speech, because he made his IQ roll to realize the party might do something like this" -Brian One of the orks shouts "Great C'thulu, send your servants, help me!!!" and a tentacle comes in and pulls him away.-Brian "There is a wraith booking towards you carrying an eight-foot stone sword. He is followed by Barton, carrying about 1/3 of a mattress, and shouting "Get the wheelbarrow!""-GM "So, I have no mattress, and there are these wraiths around..."-Barton I tried something impressively stupid and it worked! -Tommy, on Barton's cool dodge "I'm going to try to arange the shrimp to maximize the feng shui of the freezers"-Justin I know a lot about honor. See? Horns? Used to go here...-Thwak You, come here. May I wear you? --Tzeika "Please don't break my head"-Meleia "Sort of a fluttering of antlers" -Tristain "Work. Pleasure." --Barton, carrying A'leia over one shoulder and a BFG over the other "This is shiny and colorful, and those are grey and dull" "But I can hit you on the head!" "That's not shopping." --Steven and K'shrik "God damn it, I need some troll action now!"--Dargo "There will be no baby elves, damnit!"-A'leia "Born 1032 Died 1067 Raised for storytime 2001 NOW WE HAVE A PURPOSE" Don't you want to be at rest?" "No" "What do you want?" "Stories" -Reasoning with undead "I think I should be doing a tribute to Death, but I'm afraid she'd notice"-Ariel "Tir Tangir special forces. You order a pizza?" "Yes, but it took you more than 30 minutes" "Damn, not again" "Our last building burned down, fell over and sunk into the swamp, and nobody even called the cops"--A' "It's a man, its a fox, its a man, its a fox--ok, it's a manfox-- You get used to it, but 'it's a squid, it's an eldergod, it's a squid, its an eldergod--you still go nuts" --Jesse on sanity mechanics "The firewall falls in love with you, offers to move in and start doing your laundry" --Brian, in response to a success by 11 for A' "You're giving your Terminator drone a shovel, a circular saw, and a blowtorch, and flying it to Boston..."--Brian, on A's drones "I stick the credstick in whatever the hell Andy asked me to stick it in" --Thomas "I attack to squash, on an all-out squashing" --Justin "I want pot"--Thwak "do you speak short-fuzzy?"-T'zeika to the humans "A'leia, please tell Kianna a story about how soon, she will have vast cosmic powers" -A' "Troll, alt, delete"-Dawn and others "When Trolls sleep together, interesting things happen" -Justin, about Maura and Thwak "Maura said 'Let's go sleep in the temple'"-Thwak "I'm going to hold on to my fantasy. I'm going to hold on to her [Maura]" -Thwak "Hey baby, how are you? What do you say I buy you a drink later?" -Barton to A'leia on their first meeting "Troubador-means juggler, singer... barwench" -Brian on olde English "Dude, you're a troubador and you can't drink?!? I love this country" -Barton/Tommy "Sing me a love song" -Barton to A'leia "I'd like to note that the company *does* have a sexual harrassment policy" -Tristain to Barton "I'm going to go change into something more comfortable"-Kianna "Let me know if you need any help" -Barton "Hi, A'leia. Who's your boyfriend?" --Jonathan "I like to hear a woman beg" -Barton "I want to make sure she's safe... the condoms are in the upstairs bathroom" -Tom "There's nothing like a cold girl on a warm night" -Jesse, on Tristain's necrophiliac tendancies Humans, when they get happy, make more humans. Liferocks make obsidiman. -Steven Mandrake the Wizard What's worth more, prosperity or your soul? -Thwak "Is there ever a point where you want the guard to dance a little jig or something?" -- Fox "I suspect between us, we can make a radio sprout legs and walk down the corridor" A' to Tom "We'll buy anything you've got and rent it back to you later"--Brian "I want to have your orkling" --Zero, in E'leia's handwriting, to Rag Vorn, at Thwak's request "Eleia appears to be under the impression that you're going to kill her." "Oh, she's right" (Gilad and Donk) "It was obviously a magical research lab." --Dana "What clued you in? The magical summoning circle?"-ambassador "Detect Dreamer is an apprentice-level spell when you're an Illuminatus" "Take out the forwards and the goalies. Save the head for questioning" -Brian, on the soccer field "That lucky stiff" --Jesse about the undead T'skrang fighting Thwak "You realize, as you splatter the flying T'skrang, that this is the wrong team"-Brian" "You Bastard!" --Tommy and Andy to each other "Do you want this T'skrang normal or extra-crispy" -Andy