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Subject: The Conspiracy Strikes Again! (long)
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     The following was sent to me by a rabid rightwing person I know.  I
thought I'd toss the up here as a GM exercise...Build a conspiracy with these. 
In our hypothetical world, all of these statements are true.  Why are these
people being killed?  Blaming the Clintons is obvious, and every Iluminati GM
knows that the truth is never obvious.  Except for "Study in Scarlet" type
things.
     Perhaps all these killings are camoflauge for one particular killing.  Who
and Why?  Perhaps our hypothetical Clinton carries the mummie's curse.  Who
gave it to him.  Is it a side effect of the pact he has made with
extra-dimensional beings?
     Is Clinton a repentant man struggling against an unseen adversary?  A
twisted psychopath?  A dancing puppet on someone else's strings?  Perhaps he is
merely a patsy, and all of this scandal hides someone else's agenda?
     Try to keep this on a hypothetical level.  I'd really rather not see this
degenerate into another political flame war, or a cat fight regarding different
bonds of paper, or something incredibly stupid along those lines.
     "Secret" (read:made-up) knowledge is fine, but it can't outright
contradict any of the "facts" below.
      I like to reiterate, before I get attacked, that this is all MADE-UP, and
I'm not stating my views on any of the circus animals (Clinton, Starr, and
friends) here.

> HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE BILL CLINTON'S FRIEND ?? (not me)
> The following is a list of DEAD people "supposedly" connected with Bill
> Clinton:
> 
>  James McDougal - Clinton's convicted Whitewater partner died of an
apparent
> heart attack, while in solitary confinement.  He was a key Ewitness in
Ken
> Starr's investigation.
> 
>  Mary Mahoney - A former White House intern was murdered July 1997 at
> Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown.  The murder happened just after she
was
> to go public with her story of sexual harassment in the White House.
> 
>  Vince Foster - Former white House councilor, and colleague of Hillery
Clinton
> at Little Rock's Rose law firm.  Died of a gunshot wound to the head,
ruled a
> suicide.
> 
>  Ron Brown - Secretary of Commerce and former DNC Chairman reported have
died
> by impact in a plane crash.  A pathologist close to the investigation
reported
> that there was a hole in the top of Brown's skull resembling a gunshot
wound.
> At the time of his death Brown was being investigated, and spoke publicly
of
> his willingness to cut a deal with prosecutors.
> 
>  C. Victor Raiser II - & - Montgomery raiser Major players in the Clinton
fund
> raising organization died in a private plane crash in July 1992.
> 
>  Paul Tulley - Democratic National Committee Political Director found
dead in
> a hotel room in Little Rock, September 1992.  Described by Clinton as a "
Dear
> friend and trusted advisor". 
> 
>  Ed Willey - Clinton fund raiser, found dead November 1993 deep in the
woods
> in Virginia of a gunshot wound to the head.  Ruled a suicide.  Ed Willey
died
> on the same day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed Bill Clinton groped her
in
> the oval office in the White House.  Ed Willey was involved in several
Clinton
> fund raising events. 
> 
>  Jerry Parks - Head of Clinton's gubernatorial security team in Little
Rock.
> Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside Little Rock. 
Park's
> son said his father was building a dossier on Clinton.  He allegedly
> threatened to reveal this information.  After he died the files were
> mysteriously removed from his house.
>  
>   James Bunch - Died from a gunshot suicide.  It was reported that he had
a
> "Black Book" of people containing names of influential people who visited
> prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas. 
> 
>  James Wilson - Was found dead in May 1993 from an apparent hanging
suicide.
> He was reported to have ties to Whitewater. 
> 
>  Kathy Ferguson - Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson died in May
1994
> was found dead in her living room with a gunshot to her head.  It was
ruled a
> suicide even though there were several packed suitcases, as if she was
going
> somewhere.  Danny Ferguson was a codefendant along with Bill Clinton in
the
> Paula Jones lawsuit.  Kathy Ferguson was a possible corroborating witness
for
> Paula Jones. 
> 
>  Bill Shelton - Arkansas State Trooper and fiancee of Kathy Ferguson.
> Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiancee, he was found dead in June
1994
> of a gunshot wound also ruled a suicide at the gravesite of his fiancee.
> 
> Gandy Baugh - Attorney for Clinton friend Dan Lassater died by jumping
out of
> a window of a tall building January 1994.  One of his convicted clients
was a
> convicted drug distributor.
> 
>  Florence Martin - Accountant subcontractor for the CIA related to the
Barry
> Seal Mena Airport drug smuggling case.  Died of three gunshot wounds.
> 
> Suzanne Coleman - Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when he was
Arkansas
> Attorney General.  Died of a gunshot wound to the back of the head, ruled
a
> suicide.  Was pregnant at the time of her death.
> 
>  Paula Grober - Clinton's speech interpreter for the deaf from 1978 until
her
> death December 9, 1992.  She died in a one car accident.
> 
>  Danny Casolaro - Investigative reporter.  Investigating Mena Airport and
> Arkansas Development Finance Authority.  He slit his wrists, apparent
suicide
> in the middle of his investigation. 
> 
>  Paul Wilcher - Attorney investigating corruption at Mena Airport with
> Casolaro and the 1980 "October Surprise" was found dead on a toilet June
22,
> 1993 in his Washington, DC apartment.  Had delivered a report to Janet
Reno 3
> weeks before his death.
> 
>  Jon Parnell Walker - Whitewater investigator for Resolution Trust Corp.
> Jumped to his death from his Arlington, Virginia apartment balcony August
15,
> 1993 Was investigating Morgan Guarantee scandal. 
> 
>  Barbara Wise - Commerce Department staffer.  Worked closely with Ron
Brown
> and John Huang.  Cause of death unknown.  Died November 29, 1996.  Her
bruised
> nude body was found locked in her office at the Department of Commerce.
> 
>  Charles Meissner - Assistant Secretary of Commerce who gave John Huang
> special security clearance, died shortly thereafter in a small plane
crash.
> 
>  Dr. Stanley Heard - Chairman of the National Chiropractic Health Care
> Advisory Committee died with his attorney Steve Dickson in a small plane
> crash.  Dr. Heard, in addition to serving on Clinton's advisory council
> personally treated Clinton's mother, stepfather and brother.
> 
>  Barry Seal - Drug running pilot out of Mena Arkansas, Death was no
accident.
> 
>  Johnny Lawhorn Jr. - Mechanic, found a check made out to Clinton in the
trunk
> of a car left in his repair shop.  Died when his car hit a utility pole.
> 
>  Stanley Huggins - Suicide.  Investigated Madison Guarantee.  His report
was
> never released.
> 
>  Hershell Friday - Attorney and Clinton fund raiser died March 1, 1994
when
> his plane exploded.
> 
>  Kevin Ives & Don Henry - Known as "The boys on the track" case.  Reports
say
> the boys may have stumbled upon the Mena Arkansas airport drug operation.
> Controversial case where initial report of death was due to falling
asleep on
> railroad track.  Later reports claim the 2 boys had been slain before
being
> placed on the tracks.  Many linked to the case died before their
testimony
> could come before a Grand Jury.
> 
>  THE FOLLOWING SIX PERSONS HAD INFORMATION ON THE IVES/HENRY CASE:
> 
>  Keith Coney - Died when his motorcycle slammed into the back of a truck
July
> 1988
> 
>  Keith McMaskle - Died stabbed 113 times, Nov, 1988 
> 
> Gregory Collins - Died from a gunshot wound January 1989.
> 
>  Jeff Rhodes - He was shot, mutilated and found burned in a trash dump in
> April 1989.
> 
> James Milan - Found decapitated.  Coroner ruled death due to natural
causes.
> 
>  Jordan Kettleson - Was found shot to death in the front seat of his
pickup
> truck in June 1990.
> 
>  Richard Winters - Was a suspect in the Ives / Henry deaths. Was killed
in a
> setup robbery July 1989
> 
>  THE FOLLOWING CLINTON BODYGUARDS ARE  DEAD 
> 
>  Major William S. Barkley Jr.
> 
>  Captain Scott J. Reynolds
> 
>  Sgt. Brian Hanley
> 
>  Sgt. Tim Sabel
> 
>  Major General William Robertson
> 
>  Col. William Densberger
> 
>  Col. Robert Kelly
> 
> Spec. Gary Rhodes
> 
>  Steve Willis
> 
>  Robert Williams
> 
>  Conway LeBleu
> 
> Todd McKeehan
Dylan Knight

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